The World's Highest Paid Super Models

Monday, July 2, 2012

I am so sorry, but this is FUCKING BULLSHIT!

I woke up at 6am every morning for the 16 years to go to school. My parents spent thousands of dollars sending me to the best universities in the world! When I was done with the whole ordeal, I got job and worked my ass off trying to make end's meet.

But these women put some funky clothes on and then they walk! That's it. They walk down an isle! Some walk with an attitude, some walk with huge wings attached to their backs. Some might give a flirty, flying kiss at the end. And some, well they look like skeletons from a horror movie.

And, to top it all off, they make more money than I will ever dream of!

I wouldn't say that about celebrities like Julia Roberts or Angelina Jolie. Those women get paid the big bucks because making movies is hard and not everyone can be a good actor.

Walking is not hard! A 10-month old can do what these models can do.

And if you see the list, all the models are making like 10 million dollars or less.

Then BAM! Gisele comes in and blows everyone out the water... Scroll down to see the absolutely ridiculous amount she made last year.

Anyways, here's the list...


10. Candice Swanepoel $3.1 Million


 9. Carolyn Murphy $3.5 Million


8. Lara Stone $3.8 Million 


7. Miranda Kerr $4 Million


6. Alessandra Ambrosio $6.6 Million



5. Doutzen Kroes $6.9 Million

 4. Adriana Lima $7.3 Million
 
3. Natalia Vodianova $6.9 Million


 2. Kate Moss $9.2 Million


1. Gisele Bundchen $45 Million (WTF?!)



Madonna Flashes Nipple in Turkey, Shows Ass Crack in Italy!




Madonna might be in her early 50's, but bitch is acting like a hormonal teenager!

First off, she -intentionally- shows off her nipple to the crowd in Turkey (who are predominantly Muslim, by the way).

Then she moons her fans in Italy, wearing a lace thong.

No matter what you think about her wild antics, girl has got it going on and I would be so lucky to look like her when I'm 53!

Now I really regret missing her show in Abu Dhabi.

D&G to Shut Down All Over the World at the End of the Month... Crazy Sales of up to 60% Off!

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Bye Bye!

I thought the sale signs at the D&G store at the Mall of the Emirates were part of the Dubai Summer Surprises. But sadly, according to this article, Dolce & Gabanna's cheaper brand will be going business- globally- by the end of the month.

Apparently, this decision was made last year during the Milan Fashion Week where Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana informed the audience via mass email that the brand will now be incorporated with Dolce & Gabbana.

The reasons behind the shut down are the same reasons behind why so many brands, companies and industries have faltered since 2008: the global financial crisis.

Now we're stuck with the main Dolce & Gabbana brand which is, quite frankly, extremely overrated and expensive.

The good news is that wallets, bags, shoes and apparel are all on sale now... so hurry before everything runs out!

I didn't really find anything I liked in terms of dresses and shoes, but I did buy this awesome wallet for 50% off! It was 1,280AED ($348) and I got it for 640AED ($175).

It is also available in many colors... Great bargain!

My D&G Green Quilted Wallet 50% Off!
For more information, contact D&G Dubai:
Mall of the Emirates +971(4)5012881
Burjuman Centre Level 2, Khalid Bin Al Waleed Road +971(4)5012881

Shop By Celebrity Style on OhSoCeleb.com!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Ever loved something on Beyonce or Jennifer Aniston and wanted to buy the same? Or wondered what brands celebrities prefer to wear?

At OhSoCeleb.com, you can shop by celebrity style and buy the exact same clothes as seen on your favorite fashion icons. Just pick a celebrity and copy their look!

I personally haven't bought anything from the site, but it looks promising! They also offer free shipping on international orders above $150. If you've shopped at OhSoCeleb.com, let us know how it went in the comment section!

Happy Shopping!

Christian Louboutin's New Spring - Summer 2012 Collection @ Mall of the Emirates!

Friday, June 22, 2012

Would you wear any of these CLs? Let us know in the comments section!













Bloomingdale's @ The Dubai Mall Sale... Up to 60% Off!

Thanks to Donya M. for this Picture!
Bloomingdale's is finally having a part sale, up to 60% off, which started June 14 and will end July 14. If you want to take advantage of this, head to the Dubai Mall straight away or you won't find anything left!

Happy Shopping!



The Harvey Nichols Inappropriate Ad of a Woman Wetting Herself in Excitement Over Summer Sale!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Famous Deaprtment Store Harvey Nichols caused quite a stir while promoting their summer sale. Their ad is a blond model with a wet patch on her crotch area, with the tag line: "Try to contain your excitement".

Eeeek, that is pretty NASTY!

I love sales but I don't recall soiling myself when I hear of one... I guess some women love fashion THAT MUCH!



Actually, this comes as a slight surprise since their ads are usually cleaver. Check out the one below for their stores in Dubai. Wonder if they changed their ad agency.


 What do you think of their "wet model" ad? Let us know in the comments section!