World Wide Wierd: Ke$ha's New Phallic Jewelry Line

I've written a post about the weirdest jewelry found on the internet, but that was before Ke$ha launched her collection, Ke$ha Rose.

The Penis Collection... Click Here

If you're in the market for some penis pendants, then you are in luck! She has provided us with a wide array of earrings, rings and necklaces for those who want to show some love for the body organ. Unfortunately, no signs of vajayjay jewelry at this time, but we mustn't give up hope.


In all honestly, I was rather skeptical of her as a singer and trend-setter, not to mention a jewelry designer but her stuff is not bad! The designs are a cocktail of precious gemstones, skulls, and roses, which is pretty cool. And unlike other singers / actors turned designers, the prices are not outrageously high.

Check out my favorite pieces from her new line, which is a collaboration with American designer, Charles Albert. All the items are available for purchase on www.kesharosebycharlesalbert.com.

Rose Fossil Shark Tooth, Turquoise & Obsidian Arrowhead Adjustable Ring... AED 770

Kesha Rose by Charles Albert Red Rose & Obsidian Skull Necklace... AED 1,650

Kesha Rose by Charles Albert Shimmer Skull & Mother Of Pearl Rose Pendant... AED 660

Wonderland Collection... Click Here

Kesha Rose by Charles Albert Small Blue Shimmer Rose Bracelet...  AED 660

It's your turn: Tell us what you think of the designs and the prices in the comments section below.

Weird Wide Web: Weirdest Shoes You Will Ever See!

I warned you before to never start a Google search with the word weird and that's because there are some pretty creepy people out there who have transformed my beloved Internet into the Weird Wide Web.

But I didn't heed my own advice and decided to search weird shoes. What I found are these crazy concoctions that no one will ever wear.

90's Jewelry the Fashion Industry Needs to Bring Back ASAP!

If you were a child of the 90's then you definitely bought a few of these. You also thought you looked damn good in them, too!

I grew up in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia but traveled to the US every year. And let me tell you, coming back after summer vacation all blinged up made all the them playground bitches seethe with jealousy.

Let me know which one of these you wore... and let's petiton the fashion industry to bring them back!

Ying Yangs were definitely a wardrobe essential back then. Especially if the pendant is hanging from a synthetic leather necklace. Let's face it, you wouldn't have it any other way.

You could see this one pinned on baby onsies and blankets. They are pinned by over-zealous Arab parents to ward off the evil eye but in reality, they were a choking mishap waiting to happen.

This piece is actually a double whammy: 1- The velvet choker: This tiny piece of fabric made you look goth and hardcore. 2- Peace signs, peace signs everywhere!

Very popular amongst skaters. Style tip: Match then with an over-sized t-shirt and baggy Jncos hanging off your buttocks.

No intro needed for these bad boys.

I actually had these with my bestie at the time. Even had them engraved.

These were so popular I was shocked they went out of style. The more colors and sizes you had, the cooler you are!

Elastic-y chokers.

Barbie Boobs, Clitorises and the Occasional Cockroache, Here are Some of the Weirdest Jewelry You'll Ever See!

We all know that the Internet can sometimes be a sick, sad place. But that's only because we live in a sick, sad world.

To avoid the dark side of the World Wide Web, I advise to never start a Google search with the word "weird". There are some seriously twisted people out there and they've all managed to utilize social media.

I searched for weird jewelry and decided to share my findings. Unfortunately, you will not be seeing these items on LavalierDubai.

** Warning: Pictures and Descriptions Contain Vulgarity and Inappropriateness**

  

The clitoris is a beautiful thing. But sometimes, it's so hard to find it because it's so small. Use this necklace as a road map for your partner. You can thank me later.

Go all Lady Gaga on everyone's ass with this steak necklace. Tip: avoid animal interaction.

Keep your neck cool during the hot summer months with this ice cube statement necklace.

Show the world just how much you love taking pictures of your food and posting them on Instagram with this crochet purse.

Another great tip for you and your partner. Instead of having the awkward conversation of what you enjoy, just wear one of these rings. You can thank me later.

We all had a pet we loved. And that pet died. What better way to commemorate your loved one than to wear their corpse around your neck?

An fun DIY project with grandma.

God gave you a beautiful, symmetric face. Show Him you a disagree.

Barbie tits & ass jewelry... Show Mattel how much you miss this childhood staple.

Ear-ception.

Got a pest problem at home? Don't just exterminate them, start putting them to some good use!

Got a partner that NEVER remembers to change the toilet role? Give them this as a constant reminder.

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This is not so much odd as it is nostalgic. What girl didn't rock these bad boys during the early 2000's?